Office Sluts

Everyone has seen this at least once - the illicit office romance that you know is doomed - a train wreck that everyone watches in anticipation of the crash. It's sooooo grade school, and so obvious to everyone except the lovers.

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Office Romance
They sneak around, it’s
Pathetic because we know -

But pretend we don’t.
They’re naïve to believe us
blind to the changes.

Subtle at first, but
then they got comfortable,
sloppy, obvious.

They’ve been seen kissing,
Elevator video.
Hah! They’re so stupid.

We watch and play dumb.
Gossip flies behind their backs.
Soon spouses will know.

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