Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Dating in NYC...more from the book


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Silently I laugh
at your broken, scratched up car.
Arhg! Stupid blind date!

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Striped, ruffled blouse and
Plaid skirt with brown cowboy boots.
Is she color blind?

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I fear the waiter -
he had to take my plate back.
I hope he won’t spit.

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In the dark movie,
phone ringing has started a
massive popcorn war.

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D'oh, dating is so tough these days! Won't you share your horrors here - preferably in the form of a haiku? I hope you will!

3 comments:

Kim Northrop said...

In the dark movie,
phone ringing has started a
massive popcorn war.

Love this! Will have to work on some dating Haikus.

Kim Northrop said...

hard to find a good man?
that thing about compromising--
you really have too.

[goes for both men and women]

Alison said...

hah! so true!

 
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