There's not too many left around, but every once in a while, you see a fortune telling machine. You know the ones - they have a creepy robotic head and for spare change they give you a fortune. Here's a picture of me and Zelda - we found her in St. Augustine, Florida. Zoltar was found right here in Manhattan! He was inside the South Street Seaport Mall.
As a kid, these grotesque characters used to spook me because they looked like they were possessed by voodoo! What secrets did they know?! I came up with the idea to write a haiku about people asking their questions to these fortune telling machines - really desperate or shocking questions. Or even better, questions that deep down the asker probably already knows the answer to - or maybe the answer is obvious to others. Here's a few attempts:
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Zoltar sees, knows all -
I wonder if he knows who
stole my office lunch.
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She asks Zelda – “Help!”
“Is my boyfriend a cheater?”
We know, but can’t tell.
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Zelda, sweet Zelda
My headhunter was laid off -
Can you find a job?
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Zoltar, do you know
if the waiter spit in my
dish? It tasted weird.
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Zoltar, do you know
if that was mud or dog shit?
My shoe smells funny.
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Zoltar, do you know?
Whole office knows boss having
Affair. Does the wife?
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Zoltar, do you know?
Did husband find out about
My gambling problem?
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Zoltar, do you know?
If my kids drank my Maker’s
Mark and smoked my weed?
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I'd love to do a whole series about "Zoltar, do you know?" Write one about Zelda or Zoltar now and post it here! I'd love to see what disturbing things you can come up with.
Thursday, April 23, 2009
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1 comment:
Nice! Here's my foray:
Zoltar and Zelda,
Life is passing me by. Seems
like that for you too.
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