Thursday, January 28, 2010

Pop Lyrics Into Dirty Haiku

Just an experiment for fun: check out the Billboard Top 100, pick some song lyrics and make dirty haiku out of them. Like so:

Black Eyed Peas "Boom Boom Pow" becomes:

Shittin' on ya'll - shit!
Shittin' on ya'll with boom boom!
Shittin' on ya'll - shit!

So sorry! But every time I hear that song, all I can hear is the word "shit"!!!!!


Justin Bieber's "Baby" becomes:

I'm goin' down, down -
And I'm like baby, no, no -
Baby, baby, no!


Kesha's "Tik Tok" becomes:

We all gettin' crunk -
Boys trying to touch my junk -
Smack him if he's drunk!


Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment" becomes:

What you got into?
Handle what I’m ’bout to do -
will get rough for you!


Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance" becomes:

GaGa, oh la la,
I want your ugly disease -
as long as it's free!


Rihanna's "Hard" becomes a porno!

Go hard or go home -
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm so hard -
hard, so hard, so hard!


Hah! Okay, that didn't take much skill, but it sure was fun! I promise you that I have another video coming shortly. In the meantime, won't you put your lyric mash-ups below in the comments? Don't forget to make 'em dirty!

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